Wish you were hereProfessor Smartypants: “Loving the book so far, Aaron. Really like the imagery in this particular aphorism: ‘Revolution is seeded by abuse and watered by reform.’”

Aaron Haspel: “Yeah, I like that one too. I wish Schopenhauer were alive just so he could regret that he didn’t come up with it.”

—John Faithful Hamer, The Goldfish (2016)