Shit Aaron Says (season 6, episode 1)

Shit Aaron SaysProfessor Smartypants: “Just came out of an especially fascinating class. The aphorisms that they fixate on are rarely the ones I expect them to fixate on.”

Aaron Haspel: “What did you expect, and what did you get instead?”

Professor Smartypants: “They were obsessed with ‘Stereotypes are folk statistics.’ Many misread it as an endorsement of prejudice.”

Aaron Haspel: “It is an endorsement of prejudice.”

About John Faithful Hamer

John Faithful Hamer is a college professor who still can't swim, drive, or pay his bills on time. His sense of direction is notoriously unreliable, yet he'd love to tell you where to go. His lack of practical skills is astounding, and his inability to fix things is renowned, yet he'd love to tell you what to do. His mismanagement of time is legendary, as is his inability to remember appointments, yet he fancies himself a philosopher and would love to tell you how to live. He wouldn't survive in a state of nature, of that we can be sure; but he's doing quite well in the big city, which has always been a refuge for the ridiculous, a haven for the helpless, and a friend to the frivolous.

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