1. The elbow is mightier than the sword.
2. The squeaky MP gets the greasy news cycle.
3. Fortune favors the bold bullshitter.
4. Never look a gift accidental elbow in the facts.
5. MP molestation is in the eye of the beholder.
6. Every accidental elbowing has a silver lining.
7. Strike while the elbow is hot.
8. The road to hell is paved with accidental elbows.
9. You reap what you elbow.
10. I went to a fight the other night, and a parliament broke out.
—John Faithful Hamer, The Myth of the Fuckbuddy (2016)