Burner Alley: Desecrated and Destroyed by Dolts

10460856_10152231489437683_4107503743666771997_oFor years now, I’ve been taking visiting friends and relatives, my students, and countless others, to see a little alley about a half a block away from our place on Laval Avenue. The locals call it Burner Alley.

I’m not sure when it happened, but at some point Burner Alley was taken over by a bunch of artists and hippies who own (or rent) properties adjacent to the alley. What these creative minds did to the alley is hard to describe, but this photo album might help. Regardless, this much I can tell you: it was art, it was amazing, and it was revised often.

Burner Alley was an attraction, a place of beauty and wonder. And yet a small army of city workers destroyed it yesterday morning. They showed up on a Saturday morning with bulldozers and dump trucks. They ripped it all down. And then they took it all away.

I’m so angry right now that I’m actually finding it hard to write this. Really don’t know how to make sense of such senseless stupidity. Why anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me. The alley wasn’t a fire hazard. It wasn’t attracting pests. Nor was it messy. Quite to the contrary actually: it was exceptionally well maintained. Always clean. Always neat.

Burner Alley was a magical place, a sacred place: and now it’s gone. Desecrated and destroyed by dolts. For nothing.

—John Faithful Hamer, The Myth of the Fuckbuddy (2016)

About John Faithful Hamer

John Faithful Hamer is a college professor who still can't swim, drive, or pay his bills on time. His sense of direction is notoriously unreliable, yet he'd love to tell you where to go. His lack of practical skills is astounding, and his inability to fix things is renowned, yet he'd love to tell you what to do. His mismanagement of time is legendary, as is his inability to remember appointments, yet he fancies himself a philosopher and would love to tell you how to live. He wouldn't survive in a state of nature, of that we can be sure; but he's doing quite well in the big city, which has always been a refuge for the ridiculous, a haven for the helpless, and a friend to the frivolous.

One thought on “Burner Alley: Desecrated and Destroyed by Dolts

  1. Makes me so sick. Just because something didn’t follow policy, this beautiful community project went backwards in years, time, resources and moral. The likelihood of the community continuing to want to invest in this space, after such a violent and disheartening action from the city seems slim.

    It will cost the city thousands of dollars just to implement what would be needed to bring this alley back to a green space, but there is no amount of money that can buy a community.

    Those looking to send a message of disappointment and support about this issue, please contact the local city councillor representing this area:
    alex.norris@ville.montreal.qc.ca

    The full story of this place is here- http://jodisharp-inprocess.blogspot.ca/2015/09/the-horrific-destruction-of-burner-alley.html

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