Amazing Therapy

Amazing Therapy, how sweet the sound,
That saved a pick-up artist like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see: it’s Mom’s fault.

T’was Therapy that taught my heart to blame.
And Therapy, my responsibility relieved.
How precious did that Therapy appear
The hour I first believed: it’s Mom’s fault.

Through many dangers, STIs and pregnancy scares
I have already come;
The Game hath made me stinking rich, it’s true;
but the money needs laundering, by you.

Oh can’t you see
—tee, hee, hee—
that The Truth shall set me free, free,
from responsibility.

—Neil Strauss, bestselling author of The Game and The Truth

About John Faithful Hamer

John Faithful Hamer is a college professor who still can't swim, drive, or pay his bills on time. His sense of direction is notoriously unreliable, yet he'd love to tell you where to go. His lack of practical skills is astounding, and his inability to fix things is renowned, yet he'd love to tell you what to do. His mismanagement of time is legendary, as is his inability to remember appointments, yet he fancies himself a philosopher and would love to tell you how to live. He wouldn't survive in a state of nature, of that we can be sure; but he's doing quite well in the big city, which has always been a refuge for the ridiculous, a haven for the helpless, and a friend to the frivolous.

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